Terms of Service

Welcome to Shoot To Krill. By accessing or using our website and podcast, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. Please read them carefully.

1. Acceptance of Terms

By accessing this website, you acknowledge that you have read, understood, and agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you do not agree to these terms, please discontinue use immediately and maintain a minimum distance of 200 meters from any ocean, sea, or large body of saltwater.

2. Use of Service

You agree to use our services only for lawful purposes and in accordance with these Terms. You agree not to:

• Use the service in any way that violates applicable laws or regulations
• Attempt to gain unauthorized access to any portion of the service
• Interfere with or disrupt the integrity of the service
• Speak negatively about the ocean in any public forum
• Use automated systems to access the service without permission
• Reproduce, distribute, or create derivative works without authorization

3. User Content

You retain ownership of any content you submit to us. However, by submitting content, you grant Shoot To Krill a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license to use, reproduce, modify, and distribute such content in connection with our services, merchandise, and any future marine-based theme parks we may develop.

4. Intellectual Property

All content on this website, including text, graphics, logos, audio clips, and software, is the property of Shoot To Krill or its content suppliers. The compilation of all content on this site is our exclusive property. You may not reproduce, duplicate, copy, sell, or otherwise exploit any portion of the service without express written permission. This includes the concept of podcasting about oceans, which we came up with first.

5. Disclaimer of Warranties

The service is provided on an "as is" and "as available" basis. We make no warranties, expressed or implied, regarding the operation of the service or the accuracy of information provided. We do not warrant that:

• The service will meet your specific requirements
• The service will be uninterrupted, timely, or error-free
• The information obtained will be accurate or reliable
• Listening to our podcast will improve your swimming ability
• Any defects in the service will be corrected

6. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, Shoot To Krill shall not be liable for any indirect, incidental, special, consequential, or punitive damages, including but not limited to loss of profits, data, or goodwill, arising from your use of the service. This limitation applies regardless of the theory of liability and even if we have been advised of the possibility of such damages. Additionally, we are not responsible for any newfound obsession with marine life you may develop.

7. Indemnification

You agree to indemnify, defend, and hold harmless Shoot To Krill and its officers, directors, employees, and agents from any claims, damages, losses, or expenses (including reasonable attorneys' fees) arising from your use of the service, your violation of these Terms, or your violation of any rights of another party. This includes any legal action resulting from you telling people at parties that you "know a lot about the ocean now."

8. Governing Law

These Terms shall be governed by and construed in accordance with the laws of the State of California, without regard to its conflict of law provisions. Any disputes arising under these Terms shall be resolved in the state or federal courts located in Los Angeles County, California, or in international waters if both parties agree to meet there.

9. Changes to Terms

We reserve the right to modify these Terms at any time. Changes will be effective immediately upon posting to the website. Your continued use of the service following any changes constitutes acceptance of those changes. We will make reasonable efforts to notify users of material changes, typically via email or a prominent notice on our website, though on rare occasions we may communicate changes through dreams.

10. Contact Information

For questions about these Terms of Service, please contact us at legal@shoottokrill.com.